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hollysaysno:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

did-you-kno:

If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
"Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"

Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.

Mission: Save the Internet, Save the World

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bluefirebender:

aninounettear:

Video version of this gif set

Request by dopeandfamous

I CAN’T BREATHE

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

spookyprincestrider:

stunningpicture:

My friend was preparing for shooting the lunar eclipse when a plane came by

IM GONNA CUT THE FUCKING MOON IN HALF

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Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

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Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties or, time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny legs Magee. I’ll tell you that much.

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

203y:

kuzco2000:

onlylolgifs:

Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment

mickey’s dick smasher is here

what the fuck

badlupin:

there are some days where i forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where i have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack

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maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky