lol Facebook got Ddosed 

consultingflatmates:

i’m so sorry but i had to add these

hail-meth-smoke-satan:

cuttinguphookers:

bitemehere-touchmethere:

I dont want sex, i want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.

Sex is nice too.

I was honestly expecting this to turn into a demonic sacrifice and now I’m disappointed 

princessgarynuman:

fuck

zheitzer:

lygrim:

I’m going to need some gum, a diamond, and a fire extinguisher. 

outofcontrol-sobeautiful:

maleteen:

my eyebrows are the source of all my power

alex gaskarth is that you

well they’re not Matt Smith that’s for sure

helioscentrifuge:

goatinahat:

themattumblr:

The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have. 

Stop dividing by zero

tinyredbird:

c2ndy2c1d:

FUCK 

there’s a waterfall falling down from my eyes. 

CRY I LOVE YOU PETER

allihearisradiogaga:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

yep

tin-pan-ali:

George Takei’s facebook is actually the sweetest, most inspirational things ever. [X]

lookintothemind:

brebuscus:

vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life

I….?????

NO

Pick someone like Hitler, then you’ll never have to be conflicted. You’ll never NOT hate them, and killing them will be easy.

glitterlion:

“Can I ask you though, on the topic of child stardom and Hollywood prototypes and stereotypes, you never became a diva.”

this gifset is everything.

kasumi-sumi:

benfsball:

when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.

or one in my case

or none in mine